Pile on IE!
IE is a $@#*) *$)#)@% non-standards-compliant bastard of a browser. This is news to absolutely nobody who has had to develop a website or on a website with standardized behaviour across browsers. Some say IE9 is a great move forward, but Microsoft has lost any benefit of doubt in my book. Anyway, my buddy Dan and I were chatting about this today and during the discussion I visualized Renton's rant about being colonized by the English from Trainspotting being adapted to the situation. So, in a horribly hamfisted attempt here it is:
"It's SHITE coding for IE! It's the lowest of the low, the scum of the fucking earth, the most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into cilivization. Some people hate Microsoft, I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can't even find a decent browser to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shite state of affairs to be in..."